Two snarky wisecracks from an Impact Wresting show review that crack me up.

"Hey, buy the Global Wrestling Network to pay eight bucks a month for all the stuff you didn't want to pay for the first time around, plus a bunch of indy companies nobody's heard of"!

"And since we're an hour in, it's just about time for our first match"!

Gotta love the Jarrett is Russo show, LMAO!